Oh My God
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”...
View ArticleA man escapes from prison
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while...
View ArticleWhat do you do with 365 used condoms?
Melt them down, make a tire and call it a Goodyear.
View ArticleApparently, it’s no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial...
An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a...
View ArticleA rich guy hires an out of work Mexican to do some work.
The guy hands him a 5 gallon bucket of green paint and says, “Go around the side of the house, and paint my porch.” The Mexican knocks on the door a few hours later and says, “I’m finished mister – but...
View ArticleCan’t serve drink to the drunk
A man, clearly the worse for drink, staggers into a bar and orders a pint. The barman says to him “I’m afraid I can’t serve you, as you are obviously drunk. Would you like me to call you a taxi?”...
View ArticleLie Detector Robot
A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. “Son, where were you today?” The son says “at school dad.” Robot slaps the son! “Ok, I watched a dvd at...
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Why do have a steering wheel in your pants?
A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his trousers. The Bartender says Why do have a steering wheel in your pants? The man replies I don’t know, but it’s driving me nuts.
View ArticleGive me a beer before problems start!
A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a Bud. He says Give me a beer before problems start! The bartender doesn’t understand but gives the man a beer. After 15 minutes the man orders a beer again...
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